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Around a canteen table three friends talked about their respective tastes in a matter of female intimate clothing.One expressed his preference for bold, sensual, provocative lingerie: Brassiere in half a glass;Liguero, Crotchless Pelesetita, Mesh stockings.The second leaned for traditional, simple underwear.The Maja dressed in Goya, said, looks more impudent and lascivious than naked.The third gave an opinion that surprised the others.He said: "I like that woman's intimate clothes be like Netflix series"."How?"-his friends asked without understanding.He replied: "With great human content".(Anatole France, writer among my favorites, liked the ladies in the style of those painted Rubens: abundant meat, prodigs, ubérrimas, plethoric.I used to say: "A woman without bust is like a bed without pillow")...The next Friday!Yes, next Friday the 31st of this month will appear here "the three most peeled jokes of the year"!Older mischief that these will be difficult to find in the annals of the sicipsis.Do not leave my four readers to read them.Trumpet.Such is the name that receives a plebeian noise of an onomatopoeic character that serves to show disdain or mockery.Its sound mimics that of a cueco, proceeds or flatulence, so the academy calls it "pedorreta".There are such aberrant actions, if not so foolish, that they do not deserve the honor of a rational analysis.The only response that can be given is a sound trumpet at the same time collided and derogatory.Such is the case of the criminal complaint that Sergio Gutiérrez Luna, morenista leader of the Chamber of Deputies, filed against the INE counselors who voted to postpone the useless and expensive consultation on the revocation of mandate that with suspicious insistence has promoted López Obrador.Gutiérrez's action, politically low and pedestrian, in addition to a tracera, constitutes an attentive against the autonomy and independence of the electoral body, and has threat visions to the directors who do not allane the Dictations of AMLO.Here is a new attack of the regime against the institutions that refuse to serve as a comparsa to the absolutist designs of the Maximato Erratic under which the Mexicans now live.Therefore, the trumpet or pedorreta addressed to Gutierrez and its clumsy action:

Ptrrrrrrrrrr !!!So exorbitant was that complaint that even the AMLO himself saw the need to demarcate from her, when it is to be thought that he most likely gave him his approval before, because in the 4T and his government, for calling him in some way, nothing wasmove without the omnimoda will of the leader.Free Mexicans must remain vigilant against the constant onslaught of the regime and their unconditional against autonomous institutions, and immediately claim any violation of the law.If we do not, we will leave the field free of...Pavaruso was called, and boasted his voice of tenor.The said voice was strong, but little compliment: of every 10 notes he won him at most three.Sometimes it was not known if he was singing heaven and sea, from the Opera la Gioconda, from Ponchielli, or sea and sky, success of the Martínez Gil brothers.On one occasion he told a friend very proud: "I sang to the Pope"."How is it possible?"-So friend was amazed."Yes," Pavaruso confirmed, ".I was in a bar and interpreted without accompaniment I wore the giubba.A man who was there told me: "bastard, if you are a singer I am the Pope".FINISH.